Jack Johnson makes me puke
A perfect example of how men remember things so differently than women (or maybe this is just my husband): Me, listening to Pandora: Awww, a Jack Johnson song. I love him. I love his music! Adam: Meh....
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OMG. I just found out about that TV show “Hoarders”… have you guys WATCHED this? *shudder* Anyway, I turned on one episode when I saw the series on Netflix last week, and Adam just happened to walk in...
View ArticleCan you find the ketchup?
Yesterday Adam yelled down the stairs at me to “please go out to the truck and get his clean boxers because he’s taking a shower and he already has all of his clothes off…” To which I replied “you only...
View ArticleI think I’ve been had…
My dad gave me this beautiful hanging plant that my stepmom used as a decoration at our wedding (I don’t know what it is, but it’s pretty white flowers in a basket). I hung it off of my porch, which...
View ArticleInterpretation: Husbands vs Wives
Today I went in for my monthly prenatal appointment (I’m at 17 weeks!), armed with a few questions about some new, disturbing “side effects” I’ve been experiencing this pregnancy. With the first...
View ArticleSuper-versary: 4 Years!
Adam and I were laughing the other day at the fact that we’ve only been married 4 years, yet we sit in separate recliners in the living room, sleep with a pillow barricade between us in our king-sized...
View ArticleApparently I made it all up…
Adam and I – while (im)patiently awaiting baby #2 to make his/her debut – were watching an episode of a tv show called Traffic Light last night. In the show, one of the men swears up and down that the...
View ArticleBedroom Eyes
Adam and I enjoyed a much-needed weekend in Seattle without the kiddos recently, and we attempted to keep most of our conversation “adult” (i.e. not revolving around our babies). Wow, that is...
View ArticleSpeaking of Hoarders…
OMG y’all… This hoarding thing has been happening for YEARS and I haven’t been paying attention!! Adam has a disease! This is a blog post I wrote in May of 2009 (over 2 years ago!!) when Adam and I...
View ArticleSorry I’ve been unavailable, I’m folding socks…
I wrote a while back about how I don’t do Adam’s laundry… stop judging me, he’s a dude and his laundry is gross. And he generates like, seven times as much dirty clothing as I do so if I did his...
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